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Willy's Wonderland - Collector's Edition 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray [4K UHD]
R**H
Daddy Nick's ultimate masterpiece
Phone Guy - "Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."Night 2:Phone Guy - "Uhh, Hello? Hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this and you made it to day two, uh, congrats! I-I won't talk quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uhh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk just to make sure everyone's in their proper place. You know...Uh... Interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, hey, I guess that's one more reason not to run out of power, right? I-I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. There are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be right outside of your doors. So if-if you can’t find something, or someone, on your cameras, be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react... Uh, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I'm not implying that. Also, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn't like being watched. I don't know. Anyway, I'm sure you have everything under control! Uh, talk to you soon."Night 3:Phone Guy - "Hello, hello? Hey you're doing great! Most people don’t last this long. I mean, you know, they usually move on to other things by now. I'm not implying that they died. Th-th-that’s not what I meant. Uh, anyway I better not take up too much of your time. Things start getting real tonight.Uh... Hey, listen, I had an idea: if you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, uhh, try playing dead! You know, go limp. Then there's a chance that, uh, maybe they’ll think that you're an empty costume instead. Then again if they think you're an empty costume, they might try to... stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work. Yeah, never mind, scratch that. It's best just not to get caught.Um... Ok, I'll leave you to it. See you on the flip side!"Night 4:Phone Guy - Hello, hello? Hey! Hey, wow, day 4. I knew you could do it.Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow. *banging* It's-It's been a bad night here for me. Um, I-I'm kinda glad that I recorded my messages for you *clears throat* uh, when I did.Uh, hey, do me a favor. *banging* Maybe sometime, uh, you could check inside those suits in the back room? *banging* I'm gonna to try to hold out until someone checks. Maybe it won’t be so bad. *bang bang* Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what was in all those empty heads back there. *chime plays*.You know...*deep moan* oh, no - *noises followed by a loud screech and static*
B**D
Good movie
It's a hilarious low budget film. Though Cage's character stays mute throughout the whole movie his performance is amazing and I can't imagine anyone else in this role. I also have to give a big hand to the crew who worked on the animatronic puppets because they looked a lot better than expected. I had a lot of fun watching this and it's even better watching with friends. The music fits perfectly and I will be looking for the soundtrack when it comes out. Even the dopey songs the robots sing sounds like something from a real kids themed restaurant. Most of the fight scenes are great but once we get down to the last 3 robots the choreography gets lazy and the energy from the first half of the film goes down a lot. The biggest downside is the majority of the human cast. Their acting is terrible and even if it wasn't their characters could have been dropped from the story entirely and it would have been a massive improvement. (I skip past all their parts now) The plot really only needed 3 human characters, Nick Cage's character, the tow truck driver, and the owner of Willy's. The rest are only here to add a human body count and give 2 exposition drops. (The second one takes the backstory we've been given and makes it painfully stupid.) With 8 animatronics in this place adding the extra people only makes you hate them for taking away from Cage's screen time. The kids don't even act like real teenagers would. In some shots, the camera is either too shaky or out of focus but that's rare so it's not a big deal. Cage's character being mute would have been better if they had just left him alone at Willy's instead of constantly having him deal with other people who won't shut up. The robots could have done all the talking while Cage went through the rooms killing them as he cleans and I'd have loved it. SPOILER ALERT: Here's how it could have been better. Keep Cage's car breaking down in the road. Since we never see an actual town we can conclude he's in the backroads of nowhere. Maybe the town was abandoned after the deaths at Willy's. The owner of Willy's offers to let him stay in the restaurant and pay for the car repairs if he spends the night there cleaning. Cage's character still stays silent throughout the whole film while the animatronics talk. The human exposition can be replaced with Cage looking up the information on his phone and listening to a YouTube video about it as he cleans. The owner of Willy's could be the leader of this cult of killers and, after all his employees offed themselves, he closed the building but still uses it to sacrifice drifters to his robotic followers. If the teenagers had to be here at least make it more believable like, they broke in to spend the night and do some urban exploring to brag about online. There were several things that didn't make any sense whatsoever and I can't stop thinking about them. This next part is for people who have seen the movie already and before you ask, No I am not a member of CinemaSins. Has nobody ever tried burning the place down before, and why is Liv trying to do it during the daytime when you can easily get caught? Cage was able to take down the robots using a broken mop, a plunger, and his bare hands. Even Liv was able to knock the crud out of the turtle...did the townspeople even try to get rid of these things? What is Cage's obsession with the pinball machine and why does he drink so many energy drinks? I almost thought he was a machine too and was recharging by drinking fuel on a schedule. How did the gorilla hide its massive body in the bathroom stall to make a sneak attack? Why did Cage stop Liv from attacking the Siren on stage? That would be one less robot to deal with, besides he doesn't seem to care when the kids are attacked later on. What is with his strict break schedule? He drags the Chameleon through the place instead of just killing her in the arcade. Liv is surrounded by the bodies of her friends but acts like it's nothing. The sheriff trying to stop Cage from killing the rest of the robots because she is determined to make him another sacrifice makes no sense. He's solving your town's problem for you so why are you trying to stop him?! Cage has been kicking robotic butt the whole time and even moved the mangled bodies of dead teenagers but getting splashed with the sheriff's blood as she's killed somehow throws him off his game enough for Willy to smack him up. WTF?! I don't see a prequel happening because the long-winded exposition drops gave us all we needed to know and all we wanted from Cage's character was to see him kick robo butt. A sequel seems just as unlikely due to the animatronics being dead and Willy's looks to be a small local restaurant, not a big chain like Chuck E Cheese. END OF SPOILERS: When all is said and done I'd recommend it but because of the $19.99 rental price I suggest watching it with friends so they can chip in. It's only fair since your paying about what you would for buying it.
B**N
Willys Not So Wonderland
Loved the movie when it streamedWas massively excited when I learned there was not only going to be a physical release but a steel book at thatPreordered as soon as I couldPackaged Okay-ishThe case is a bit busted, won’t close properlyBut still a great watch
D**E
Arrived early
Great movie. Nicholas Cage is Amazing in this movie. I recommend for a fun night with friends or alone. Either way its an Great movie
P**R
Nick Cage does it again!
An absolute must watch! Leaps & bounds better than the FNAF movie.
C**.
One of Nicholas Cage's Best
This is one of Nick Cage's best movies and he doesn't speak one word in it. Maybe that's why? He's simply none as The Janitor and all his acting is through action and reaction to what going on around him. Demented animatronic animals come to life and try killing him and a group of "kids" that break into a closed, run down amusement park/pizza place (think low-end Chuck E Cheese). It's violent but funny and fast paced so your always entertained. Highly recommended.
J**E
Hope You Survive The Night.
Right off the bat, the similarities to FNAF are pretty obvious...So I think that's all that needs to be said about that. LOL That part aside, I really enjoyed this movie. If you're a fan of some of the movies Nic Cage has done lately, you will not be disappointed with this one. It has that nice mixture of gore, horror...and just pure insanity...most of that latter part coming from Cage. Amazing picture and sound quality on the Blu-Ray. If you want to watch a horror movie that's different and kind of "out there" You will NOT be disappointed with this movie.
E**E
Fun little movie.
Nicholas cage doesn't say one word the whole movie.Find out why.Buy it.
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